THE KID’S INTERVIEW
Since I don't have a kid, I will be interviewing Pepe.
Pepe, age 28 double-yellow-headed amazon
Q.Will you do an author interview with me, Pepe?
Pepe: Come here. Hello. Hi.
Q. Can you name all your Mom’s books?
Pepe:Come here baby
Q. Which is your favorite, and why?
Q. When does your Mom write? Where in the house? Describe her writing area.
Pepe: Cracker cracker
Q. What are you doing when Mom is writing?
Pepe: Hi Pepe
Q. If Mom got rich and famous, what would you want her to do with the money?
Pepe: It’s alright. Go away
Q. Do you read your Mom’s books?
Pepe: Give me a kiss
Q. Do you think you do better in school because Mom is a writer?
Q. Do your friends know what your Mom writes? Do you tell them?
Pepe:*laughs* Hi Pep, come here,
Q. Do you want to be a writer when you grow up? If not, what do you want to be.
Pepe:*bobs his head*
Q. If you could dedicate a book to your Mom, what would you say?
Pepe:Come here. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom It’s alriiiiight. Whore.