Monday, August 13, 2012

The Kid's Interview


THE KID’S INTERVIEW



Since I don't have a kid, I will be interviewing Pepe.

Pepe, age 28 double-yellow-headed amazon

Q.Will you do an author interview with me, Pepe?

Pepe: Come here. Hello. Hi.

Q.  Can you name all your Mom’s books?

Pepe:Come here baby

Q.  Which is your favorite, and why?

Pepe: Duhhhh

Q.  When does your Mom write?  Where in the house?  Describe her writing area.

Pepe: Cracker cracker

Q.  What are you doing when Mom is writing?

Pepe: Hi Pepe

Q.  If Mom got rich and famous, what would you want her to do with the money?

Pepe: It’s alright. Go away

Q.  Do you read your Mom’s books?

Pepe: Give me a kiss

Q.  Do you think you do better in school because Mom is a writer?

Pepe:Awwwwwww

Q.  Do your friends know what your Mom writes?  Do you tell them?

Pepe:*laughs* Hi Pep, come here,

Q.  Do you want to be a writer when you grow up?  If not, what do you want to be.                 

Pepe:*bobs his head*

Q.  If you could dedicate a book to your Mom, what would you say?

Pepe:Come here.  Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom It’s alriiiiight. Whore. 

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